Friday, 18 November 2016

Top 50 Funny Whatsapp Status Message Collection

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I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something

You can love me, hate me or masturbate screaming my name; it’s the thought that count.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room

When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

The road to success is and will always be under construction unless you find a way out

People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.


Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

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It's funny how all trust goes away when you can't find the remote. ''Are you sitting on the remote?'' No. ''Stand up''.

Wow, now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains

Whenever I have a problem, I just sing, Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.

We men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.

Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife; And beer as COLD as your own

tHiS DoG, iS DoG, a dOg, GoOd dOg, WaY DoG, tO DoG, kEeP DoG, aN DoG, iDiOt dOg, BuSy dOg, FoR DoG, 30 DoG, sEcOnDs dOg! … NoW ReAd wItHoUt tHe wOrD DoG.

Funny Whatsapp Status ideas – Love may be blind but neighbors aren’t… Be careful.


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Just finished blocking some numbers on WhatsApp, if you can read this, then you got lucky.

She’s so fake if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in China.”

Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink, not a dead body?

Kya rog lga gayi hai nye mousam ki barish mai!,..Mujhe yaad aa rahe hain mujhe bhul jane wale

Tuj.. Se Fursat Me Krunga Isab Ae.. Jindgi… Abhi Khud Ulja Hu Khud Ko Suljane  Me , That my Think

Man ask a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impresses that girl..., which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM

Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are

I am shy at first, but once I get comfortable… I do craziest of things

Funny Status For Whatsapp In English 

Sometimes I just wish I’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.

When I miss you, I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.

Cigarette chhodna sabse asan hai- main hazaro baar chhod chukka hun

A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM

Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there

Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities

A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time

Jo ho gya use socha nahi karte jo mil gya use khoya nahi karteHashil unhe hoti hai saflta jo waqt or halat par roya nahi krte

Funny Status For Whatsapp In Hindi

उस मोड़ से शुरू करनी है फिर से जिंदगी, जहाँ सारा शहर अपना था और तुम अजनबी

जरा सी #बारिश हुई नही कि #अखबार में भीगी लडकियों की

तस्वीरें छपने लगीं जैसे हम लड़के तो #Waterproof पैदा हुए हैं.

Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags

That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like "Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald's

Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he.

वो शाम का दायरा मिटने नहीं देते ,_हमसे सुबहे का इंतज़ार होता नहीं है.

हर स्त्री, पुरुष के साथ बराबरी चाहती है, मगर इस शर्त के साथ कि चूहे, छिपकली और कॉकरोच के साथ पुरुष अकेले ही निपटेगा

लड़का अगर चाहे तो अपनी मोहबत को पाने के लिए किसी भी हद तक जा सकता है …. लड़का अगर चाहे तो

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