Wednesday, 2 November 2016

Funny Status for Whatsapp in English Language

Posted by Mahendra Kumar Yadav



Funny Status for Whatsapp in English

Hello, Friends, you know very well that Whatsapp is the best application for sharing our thoughts to our friends, relatives, and family members. When we set up our WhatsApp account then need to WhatsApp status which set by us and we change it every day or on special events. Funny WhatsApp status is like such as communications which tell peoples about our thoughts.


Funny Status for Whatsapp
Funny Status for Whatsapp
Many people set Best Whatsapp status and change day by day according to his thoughts. You know if you change your WhatsApp's status daily then facing many problems, so today I am going to share an awesome list of funny status for Whatsapp in English and hope that you like and share these Top 20 Funny Status for WhatsApp in English.

Funny Status for Whatsapp

Funny Status for Whatsapp
Funny Status for Whatsapp
1.   I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card ...!!!


2.   A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: 'Use the ATM' ...!!!


3.   Someone on his status 'Sleeping' ...since 3 Days, He's Probably dead. ...!!!


4.   Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror. ...!!!


5.   God is really creative, I mean just look at me. ...!!!


Funny Status for Whatsapp
Funny Status for Whatsapp

6.   My study period -15 minutes. My break time - 3 hours. ...!!!


7.   People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ...!!!


8.   Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy. ...!!!


9.   I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News....... Have No Good News. And The 

Good News...... I Have No Bad News. ...!!!


10. You Don't Know Something? Google It. You Don't Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can't Find 
Something? Mom. ...!!!


Funny Status for Whatsapp
Funny Status for Whatsapp
11. Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yes, that's how you wash a cup. ...!!!


12. I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding. ...!!!


13. Love is like the fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit. ...!!!


14. In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion. ...!!!


15. A relationship is made for two, but some bitches are bad in math. ...!!!


16. Don’t like me..... Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you. ...!!!


17. The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality. ...!!!


Funny Status for Whatsapp
Funny Status for Whatsapp

18. It's funny how all trust goes away when you can't find the remote. 'Are you sitting on the remote?' No. 'Stand up'. ...!!!


19. When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta. No one says I'm fantastic. .. !!!


20. That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like 'Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald's'. ...!!!

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